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  • jmor11
      Josh @jmor11

    I would be a sweet weatherman. "It might rain, but it might not. Fuck if I know. Look outside"

    • 20
    • FAVS
    FredPollackkrista_cakesdinosandwichPrettiestPickleLizMellowMidgetsparSouthrnDelovely__nattynatterson
    • 12
    • RETWEETS
    newyorkstorkerMidgetsparnattynattersoniTshepoMs_DoomYnot101TwyystedsisterScorpSweet________
  • jmor11
      Josh @jmor11

    Bro, your fly is down. Lemme help.

    • 12
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    homovexedusSqueeb_SlayershurtcobainfarleftcoastrussiamussiabooyahchadlyStr8GuyGayQuotekylewild
    • 14
    • RETWEETS
    Ari_E123homovexedusfarleftcoastHunnyBadg3rtaterLApartyTRANimalbooyahchadlyStr8GuyGayQuote
  • jmor11
      Josh @jmor11

    Yo bro, I wasn't sold on you being a cool dude, but that tint job on your cavalier really speaks to me.

    • 12
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    daisymay1017TheFearBoners____RupRohRaggy______LtFrankDrebbin2nolatch4JASPYLUCCIkrista_cakesaceboogie786
    • 7
    • RETWEETS
    LtFrankDrebbinJASPYLUCCIAxeholezkrista_cakesJihadPizzaxAlterEgotistxAvatar_unknown_48
  • jmor11
      Josh @jmor11

    Red solo cup, shut the fuck up.

    • 8
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    krista_cakesStattari77xAlterEgotistxBreakableBrosuchzhang________Drunk_Hitler______gingerweeds________alqaeda________
    • 6
    • RETWEETS
    BreakableBroJenWhoDatgingerweeds______straightouttaDAarielesusernamedeadcorg1
  • jmor11
      Josh @jmor11

    Why haven't countdown clocks on toasters been invented yet?

    • 8
    • FAVS
    meagomyeggoPrettiestPickleBekx_BBlackAsNighttHallowedCrowISEEMONSTERZ______gingerweeds_______kristynjohnson
    • 4
    • RETWEETS
    LordFunkicusISEEMONSTERZ______Genghis_Donggingerweeds______
  • jmor11
      Josh @jmor11

    Saying "I love you" is sooo cheesy. Why can't girls just be cool with "you give me boners all the time."

    • 4
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    LtFrankDrebbinkrista_cakesgingerweeds______MickeyStacey__
    • 8
    • RETWEETS
    LtFrankDrebbinCarterWattsyontheroadjkcraigSTANDDjkwestgatessshitluck________johnwilkesboofgingerweeds______
  • jmor11
      Josh @jmor11

    If you're allergic to peanuts don't talk/text/look or even think about me.

    • 10
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    audriakinyonlea__Codyktyt____Anissaioam______Lizapnbr____Alysaouev________Kasandraempb____Kylajnmq__________Heidehavoq______
  • jmor11
      Josh @jmor11

    The hotter you are, the longer our hug will be.

    • 5
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    LtFrankDrebbinkrista_cakeshappygodrinkTacoFetusgingerweeds______
    • 4
    • RETWEETS
    PetersonOTBAmberKrasula00amburgergingerweeds______
  • jmor11
      Josh @jmor11

    Imagine if your balls were little penis eggs & one day they hatched and you had 2 little baby penises

    • 5
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    NoahMordenpoe927theroywonder11____alqaeda________meatlobes
    • 3
    • RETWEETS
    theroywonder11__CarterWattsydeadcorg1
  • jmor11
      Josh @jmor11

    If spidey senses are real, this spider in my bathroom has got to know he's fucked.

    • 3
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    JacobBertingingerweeds______Sonyablaze00______
    • 4
    • RETWEETS
    JacobBertinEddies_Hitsgingerweeds______runwildheart
  • jmor11
      Josh @jmor11

    Have you ever been so lonely you just wanna call the pizza guy & chat for a bit?

    • 4
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    stobie33__________bmoore295________Coastiefishgingerweeds______
    • 3
    • RETWEETS
    bmoore295________Imal0nerdottiegingerweeds______
  • jmor11
      Josh @jmor11

    I think the biggest erection I've ever gotten was from a vanilla coke

    • 4
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    krista_cakesoff_beat_deadCoastiefishgingerweeds______
    • 3
    • RETWEETS
    vinniesucksjames_earle72__gingerweeds______
  • jmor11
      Josh @jmor11

    Best Lays "submit your own flavour" contest entry pic.twitter.com/dlOZtjT0oh

    • 5
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    brewarnezMattSaganskishyflowersAvatar_unknown_48Avatar_unknown_48
    • 1
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    Avatar_unknown_48
  • jmor11
      Josh @jmor11

    What's that Red Hot Chili peppers song where they sing about California?

    • 3
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    krista_cakesmeisologygingerweeds______
    • 3
    • RETWEETS
    vinniesucksgingerweeds______aftrnoondeelite
  • jmor11
      Josh @jmor11

    I worked all day on this tweet

    • 4
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    drinkcherrycokethatUPSdudegingerweeds______MickeyStacey__
    • 2
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    CarterWattsygingerweeds______
  • jmor11
      Josh @jmor11

    If a stoner smokes a joint and doesn't post it on facebook, did he still smoke a joint?

    • 4
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    krista_cakesTongueMyFartboxnatsincapetownxAlterEgotistx
    • 2
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    natsincapetownCarterWattsy
  • jmor11
      Josh @jmor11

    #50ThingsIHate 50 babies

    • 4
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    __alqaeda________egenistgingerweeds______maddisaurus_bex
    • 2
    • RETWEETS
    gingerweeds______deadcorg1
  • jmor11
      Josh @jmor11

    What's that Toby Keith song where he sings about beer, USA or trucks?

    • 4
    • FAVS
    krista_cakeskteebbyJxPowgingerweeds______
    • 2
    • RETWEETS
    TacoFetusgingerweeds______
  • jmor11
      Josh @jmor11

    Football would be way cooler on ice

    • 3
    • FAVS
    AdrianAlagarCarterWattsyMickeyStacey__
    • 2
    • RETWEETS
    KatrinapolozaAdrianAlagar
  • jmor11
      Josh @jmor11

    black nipples look like chocolate chips

    • 4
    • FAVS
    AllInFunTX________GuccibabygucciSilverfox_TOAO____gingerweeds______
    • 1
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    gingerweeds______
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