@jmuddleton's (Johnny Cakes) most faved Tweets...
White Zombies Can't Jump (1992): A hustling white zombie transcends his colour limitations and predilection for brains to win at jumping.
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You know how midgets are smaller than people? That's because they're made of smallecules. #science
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Controversy At Reactor 3 (1985):after scientists mix hamsters & some science to make cold fusion, there is a bit of talk at the water cooler
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FACT: The Cat's Pyjamas is actually a tiny gland located near the Bees Knees. It is less crispy and pungent than The Dog's Taco. #science
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*knock*knock* "Jon? Use one of the Santa hand towels. Do NOT use the yellow towels. Those are for Nana's catheter." #XMas2009Quotes
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@tehpet actually it's more like a kind of small shoes not unlike elf shoes which grow tighter and play Christmas carols if I get angry.
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#youknowyouvegotahatonwhen, getting out of your time machine, you find hats wearing people and the lawgiver hat orders you to be gelded.
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Kind of amazes me that I just drink some stuff and don't even have to think about it and after a little while my kidneys have made some pee.
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Q: What was written on the Exit sign at the store for leaves in Leave Village that leaves shop at? A: Exit (or Leave - both are acceptable)
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The Warp and Woof (1998): A team of dogs weaves a blanket from the fabric of space-time enabling them to take naps into the past.
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FOR SALE: one kitten, answers to the naem of Sh4rpShoot3r1. Is pretty good at Rainbow 6 but has FAILED ME FOR THE LAST TIME at Call of Duty.
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FACT: At 12:12 on Dec 12th, all CGI computers in Hollywood will become self aware & try to destroy the world w/ crappy special effects #2012
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