Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
"Bigamy is a man having one too many wives. So is monogamy," Oscar Wilde
Brakeanoia: The urge to step on the brake pedal when you are riding in the passenger seat of a car
Give a guy an inch, and he'll call it a foot
Funny how on Twitter "people are following me" is a good thing: elsewhere it would be reason for a psych admission or a restraining order
I am a complete fuckup.
Dick Cheney NEVER apologized to the man he shot? Jeez, I apologize when I step on my CAT
Charlie Sheen going to write memoir? Does he remember..anything??
It's not a bad thing that I've been calculating lethal drug dosages in my head all day & matching them w/relatives ...right? RIGHT?
The Mom injecting her 8yo daughter w/internet-purchased Botox should be arrested for child abuse. Seriously.
I have a cat who plays fetch with a toy mouse. He will play as long as u will keep throwing.Guess he missed the "cats don't fetch" memo.
Bad pick-up lines: I came over to talk to you because the voices in my head told me to.
If you have 9000 followers and only follow 16 of them, then you are an unmitigated ass.
Stopped a doc from dosing a hospice patient with Fluconazole 500mg BID today. Yes, I AM awesome.
Shouldn't the psychics have seen this horoscope-change thing coming?
Ah, to sleep: perchance, to dream
U brought me laughs,tears,smiles. You brightened my life if only a while. This is for you my lost friend. I hope that someday I see u again
Just for reference purposes, fighting me only accomplishes 2 things: it pisses me off and makes you tired.
Ah Xmas..what wld we do w/o stale tv specials,the songs ad nauseum,Clapper & Chia Pet (& Chia Obama) ads? Thank God it's nearly over.
Pill pusher (Pharmacy Tech)/EMT; sometime writer; cat herder. Single & sarcastic. NO, I can't get you drugs.