Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Shoot a dumb 3 when you only need 2, don't foul immediately, luck out that Indiana misses both free throws but no one boxes out. So good.
In case you were wondering what it takes for the people of Twitter to be 100% sincere, it's the death of a Beastie Boy.
It's Christmas Eve, not Christmas Steve.
But I once got banned for two weeks for saying I was going to turn a Wall St. trader into pizza toppings.
Just gonna watch this on a loop for the rest of my life: https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-aqEWoTJf6Qs/U0hqlaNyuwI/AAAAAAAAUDQ/7E40YixX3qQ/w250-h141/Rolling%2BRaccoon.gif …
Lesson is, as always, that it's okay to be racist against Asians. Meanwhile, have we burned Justine Sacco alive in the center of town yet?
who are these people who enjoy anything jesse thorn does and can they explain to me why?
LeBron can nickname himself "King James." He can put himself in the top 4 all time. But if he makes Space Jam 2, he's gone too fucking far.
Take a moment to remember that The Onion shut down its parody account while Jay Leno has not shut down his.
Does this mean CBS is going to cancel "ROB!"?
been in a funk for a few weeks. realized it's because i have to look at guy fieri's ugly fat face first thing every morning on the subway.
Have the Chicago Bulls ever forced their entire roster to take a level 1 improv class together at Second City to help build group mind?
Just walked my dog and passed a pack of three coyote hanging out on my street. By the grace of God, I lived to tweet about it.