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♫ I'll be there for you / To the window, to the wall / I'll be there for you /
'Til the sweat drop down my balls ♫
It's a beat-for-beat remake of Citizen Kane but about Frasier. The last thing he says is probably "Tossed salads and scrambled eggs..."
Dick Wolf didn't write for TV until he was forty. He didn't even create Law & Order until he was forty-four. THERES STILL TIME
Shoot a dumb 3 when you only need 2, don't foul immediately, luck out that Indiana misses both free throws but no one boxes out. So good.
We had all these cool ideas about what the future was going to be like and literally the only thing we were right about was videochatting.
In case you were wondering what it takes for the people of Twitter to be 100% sincere, it's the death of a Beastie Boy.
April Fools! It was a parody account the whole time. The real Patton Oswalt died in 2007.
It's Christmas Eve, not Christmas Steve.
I'm starting to wonder if the aliens are ever going to come and kill us all.
But I once got banned for two weeks for saying I was going to turn a Wall St. trader into pizza toppings.
Just gonna watch this on a loop for the rest of my life: https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-aqEWoTJf6Qs/U0hqlaNyuwI/AAAAAAAAUDQ/7E40YixX3qQ/w250-h141/Rolling%2BRaccoon.gif …
Lesson is, as always, that it's okay to be racist against Asians. Meanwhile, have we burned Justine Sacco alive in the center of town yet?
who are these people who enjoy anything jesse thorn does and can they explain to me why?
LeBron can nickname himself "King James." He can put himself in the top 4 all time. But if he makes Space Jam 2, he's gone too fucking far.
I am NOT Will Ferrell. No affiliation of any kind with the actor Will Ferrell.
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