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♫ I'll be there for you / To the window, to the wall / I'll be there for you /
'Til the sweat drop down my balls ♫
It's a beat-for-beat remake of Citizen Kane but about Frasier. The last thing he says is probably "Tossed salads and scrambled eggs..."
who has the best pizza rat tweet?? just print it out and leave it on my grave
Dick Wolf didn't write for TV until he was forty. He didn't even create Law & Order until he was forty-four. THERES STILL TIME
Shoot a dumb 3 when you only need 2, don't foul immediately, luck out that Indiana misses both free throws but no one boxes out. So good.
We had all these cool ideas about what the future was going to be like and literally the only thing we were right about was videochatting.
In case you were wondering what it takes for the people of Twitter to be 100% sincere, it's the death of a Beastie Boy.
look at me, @soalexgoes. it's all for you https://twitter.com/latimes/status/668128091198353408 …
April Fools! It was a parody account the whole time. The real Patton Oswalt died in 2007.
It's Christmas Eve, not Christmas Steve.
I'm starting to wonder if the aliens are ever going to come and kill us all.
But I once got banned for two weeks for saying I was going to turn a Wall St. trader into pizza toppings.
cynical slice of narco pie
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