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♫ I'll be there for you / To the window, to the wall / I'll be there for you /
'Til the sweat drop down my balls ♫
It's a beat-for-beat remake of Citizen Kane but about Frasier. The last thing he says is probably "Tossed salads and scrambled eggs..."
who has the best pizza rat tweet?? just print it out and leave it on my grave
Dick Wolf didn't write for TV until he was forty. He didn't even create Law & Order until he was forty-four. THERES STILL TIME
beavis and butthead didnt do america, america did beavis and butthead
"we didnt start the fire" but its just a list of every dog breed
Shoot a dumb 3 when you only need 2, don't foul immediately, luck out that Indiana misses both free throws but no one boxes out. So good.
We had all these cool ideas about what the future was going to be like and literally the only thing we were right about was videochatting.
In case you were wondering what it takes for the people of Twitter to be 100% sincere, it's the death of a Beastie Boy.
fact: bread is the only food that enters and exits your body by the loaf
oh god i just realized this weeks snl cold open is going to be bowie and prince in heaven talking about the new york primary
look at me, @soalexgoes. it's all for you https://twitter.com/latimes/status/668128091198353408 …
i invented bad twitter
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