People-eating plants. Little Shop of Horrors-style.  http://www.gocomics.com/culdesac/2013/05/07/ …

Oh! I'll give 'em props for that! "To Be Continued...Oh, Come On. You Knew This Was Coming." #GrimmFinale #Grimm #Grimmsters

Heard this back in November thanks to #Revenge. Bought the EP immediately afterwards.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7aNKstBCM4&feature=youtube_gdata_player …

Because I love to let my geek flag fly. #TombRaider pic.twitter.com/g00jxA1loI

I read, I smiled, I retweeted...and now I follow @sarahjeanious...(Twitter-wise, not in real life. That's creepy. [Crickets] Made it weird).

@themoviemuffin Reynolds. Definitely Reynolds.

Oh, Cho. Always with the small gestures. #TheMentalist

Yes!!! I finally placed the actor who's playing Lucy's almost-ready-to-leave-the-nest battle buddy. I know him from #TVD S1 #TheMentalist

I am physically incapabable of not being annoying.

"Next time you ask someone in this unit to watch your back, you might remember how you watched hers." I love badass Cho #TheMentalist

"Did you really fall for that? He's YOUR son." [Thinks about it] "He's running." #OnceUponATime

Thanks for not making me feel self-conscious about how much I spent on this phone by letting out a shocked gasp when I told you, Aunt.

"THAT WITCH" was his kinda-sorta-maybe-try-again-one-day girlfriend, idiot. You don't get him to help you BY STABBING HER. #TVD

Well, they're still fucked. Just not the way I thought they would be. #TVD

Oh, wait. Oh, shit. Silas got some of Bonnie's blood already! THEY'RE FUCKED. #TVD

It's always a nice feeling when you leave a voicemail message where you DON'T sound like a complete and total idiot for once.

Obviously, every1 who follows me know that I just twitter creeped HARD on @gigglegirlnoel but it's only because she's hilarious. FOLLOW HER.

Ricky Gervais's Twitter Battle: Atheism, Gorps and Goofs - Hollywood Reporter http://t.co/x97D0C8j

Bad idea eating cookies and Reese's in school. I thought the whole class was gonna gut me to get to my candy. #FirstWorldProblems

So responsible. If I wanted to drink, Aunt, I could do it without your help. You're an ER doctor, for chrissake. Show some sense.