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Do not honk at me. I am obeying the laws of the road, sir. It is you whose goal today seems to be acting like a grade-A asshole.
I'm so tired, I might actually go to bed early instead of staying up late. [Starts to laugh hysterically, then starts to cry]
I hate commercials that pretend to be action movies. Why are you getting me all hyped up for a stupid reason?
When a smell lingers in your microwave: [Inhales] Oh, yeah. Pizza was here. But it's gone now, 'cause I ate it. [Inhales again] Dammit.
I think my kitchen just farted. That, or a serial killer is hiding in my pantry and let one loose. If it's the latter, I loved you all.
Vacation can be strangely exhausting for something that's supposed to allow you to relax.
Why I Hate Grease. http://girlonthepark.wordpress.com/2009/01/08/why-i-hate-grease/ …
I like to think I'm clever. And remotely funny. Don't we all? I also love to think out loud. Don't worry, I heavily edit the voices in my head.
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