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Do not honk at me. I am obeying the laws of the road, sir. It is you whose goal today seems to be acting like a grade-A asshole.
I hate commercials that pretend to be action movies. Why are you getting me all hyped up for a stupid reason?
I HAD 1 JOB TODAY. Get up, go to class, don't be late. But either my body or my phone betrayed me & I was late. I'm mad at myself. I think.
I like to think I'm clever. And remotely funny. Don't we all? I also love to think out loud. Don't worry, I heavily edit the voices in my head.