Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
For the first time in a decade, I don't consider myself a smoker. It feels great. No, I'm not getting down. This high horse is quite nice.
Watching Ellen with the Rocky's bartender. Whoa, this place is actually great on any day but Friday.
Parents seem to be doing a Dr. Steve Brule impression whenever trying to pronounce the name of an app.