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What kills me about the dogs at the #Maui Humane Society is how good each of them are in his or her own special way. https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10151262030268439.468396.109836898438&type=1 …
I'll never forget the time I told someone to shut her piehole, and she asked me which one. Guess she really liked pie.
I looked back and saw one set of tweetprints in the sand, and Jesus said, "it was then that I unfollowed you."
I'm surprised my 7 y.o. decided against dressing up as the scariest thing she could imagine: Green leafy vegetables.
It's true: You can catch more flies with honey. I'm just not sure what's so great about fly-catching.
My doctor's a former lawyer. When he's angry, he gives me a cross examination, but he was able to get me out of a 24 hour flu in 10.
Booze is my copilot. On days like today, it's also the captain, crew, and about half the passengers. Hey, look, a mountai...
New Hampshire : Live free or die
CERN: Accelerating science
Our house: Could we talk about this while I'm not on a toilet?
I love Colorado's four seasons: Winter, Road Construction, I Like Changing Aspens Too but I Have to be Somewhere in an Hour, and Wildfire.
This just in: it's too late to change the past.
Really, revenge is a dish best served before everyone's too drunk to care about what happened.
Waking up in a hotel bathtub full of ice. Note on the mirror says, "Nevermind. We put it back."
Teens have it so easy these days. Instead of driving past your crush's house, you can just look at it on Google Earth.
If I had a penny for every time I wished I had a million dollars, I'd have to wonder who negotiated that crappy deal.
I'm thinking of running for political office. I can see Alaska from my Google Earth.
When you donate to Maui's Charity Walk, you help homeless pets. Please RT. https://www.firstgiving.com/fundraiser/JodyReale/36th_Charity_Walk#.U1bs7Z4aXHQ.twitter …
Whenever I hear a woman refer to her breasts as "the twins," I'm always dying to ask if they're identical or fraternal.
Fully vaccinated and highly caffeinated. Writer, latent inventor, devil's workshopper, dog lover, sore winner, party crasher, and late-bloomer. Also: Science!
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