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Wow, #Netflix! I posted the Limbaugh question on your Facebook page and within a minute it was taken down. Bad form. #Xfinity looking good.
I'm going to baby proof my apartment. I don't think I could handle an baby infestation.
You say tomato, I say you owe Monsanto money for saying tomato.
It will be a long time before Fred Willard will be able to ask for an activity for an improv suggestion. #fredwillard
Looking forward to Easter egg hunt and being able to legally demand strip searches.
We built this city on rock and roll which has, regrettably, led to several class action suits.
GF allergic to cats and bravely sat on couch watching TV while being circled by kitty sharks. This is love, people!
I secretly enjoy when it rains during the Air and Water Show.
Why do men who claim to no longer be gay sound so gay?
Alice in Chain Restaurants #fatbands
Finding it difficult to keep my brain inside my head, right now.
Glad for Walgreen's self-checkout. 5 cans of cat food and box of condoms could merit a call to ASPCA.
Not sure why anyone would prefer Redbull to coffee in the morning. Or anytime, for that matter.