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I'm out of control, y'all. I will send an email without a subject line. I'll take more napkins than I need. I literally do not give a FUCK.
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Some of them want to use you.
Some of them want to get used by you.
Some of them want to use your pen.
Some of them wonder how you're doing.
Some of them want to get used by you.
Some of them want to use your pen.
Some of them wonder how you're doing.
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Don't you hate it when you have to give a presentation at work and the guy who goes on before you hires a mariachi band?
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Tattooed guy driving the Jeep that says "BE EVIL"
on the bumper, I hereby confer upon you the title of Probably Awesome.
on the bumper, I hereby confer upon you the title of Probably Awesome.
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Items shown on our pepper shaker: glass of lemonade, slice of watermelon, sailboat. I guess the theme is "things I'd never put pepper on"?
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Looks like I unwittingly participated in Foot Locker's newest pilot program, Operation Let's Sell Socks With Holes In Them To That Guy.
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Doubting cloud computing b/c of the Sidekick thing is like doubting capitalism because of the financial meltdown.
Hey, wait a second.
Hey, wait a second.
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Chubby Hubby -> "Hubby Hubby" to celebrate gay marriage in VT. I got one of the last few non-gay pints. I'm sorry, but I HATE gay ice cream.
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Sure the economy is f'ed, these two wars are disasters, we're all obese, and politicians don't do shit, but let's get angry about hipsters.
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A guy who was a Usenet legend died recently.
I think in the future everyone will be famous to 15 other people, rather than for 15 minutes.
I think in the future everyone will be famous to 15 other people, rather than for 15 minutes.
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I've been using something similar to GrandCentral since 2001. It's called I Only Have a Cell Phone.
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You can download MP3s from the web (well, the ones they want you to download). It feels like 1996 again.
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Nerds are so excited to show that they know how to spell "queue" that they use it in place of "cue" at least 50% of the time.
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