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We can’t be friends if you don’t vaccinate yourself or kids. This is some serious shit.
Hey California, we got the rain you were looking for. Please come collect it.
I think it's time we had a serious conversation about why we all still live in this frozen hellscape.
"A whitepaper in the streets, but a webinar in the sheets" is something I said to my colleagues today.
Got married, got a new iPhone, spent 5 nights in a cottage, and pet a potbellied pig all in one week.
"Free U2 album" just sounds like a threat to me.
If you ask for two glasses, the room service people will totally think you’re gonna share the bottle of wine.
Some depression manifests as crippling anxiety and fear of doctors. "Get help" isn't always as helpful a statement as you think.
When do I get to start complaining about it being too hot outside?
Now that I’m married I’m going to finally start letting myself go.
Writer. Marketer. Feminist. Loved by all.
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