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I'm most unattractive when eating a mango.
What's the deal with Spring Breakers? Is it not coming out in Australia or something?
And a retweet is the equivalent of someone laughing at my jokes in real life.
When people follow me I actually feel like I have new friends
How amazing is the feeling of falling in & out of sleep. :)
Life would be excellent if we didn't have to sleep.
Twitter is gonna make us better people! We always bitch about dumb things people do.. It's like we can now avoid all those potholes.
I love General Pants- but I walk in and I think "I don't belong here." #NotIndieEnough
The iPhone 5 doesn't look that great. I think I'll be able to get by without an extra .5 inches of screen. :/
Who doesn't have obsessive compulsive disorder?
'people that spend all night on their phones when their out' #GOHOME