I'm most unattractive when eating a mango.

What's the deal with Spring Breakers? Is it not coming out in Australia or something?

@luk3yyyy I don't have you because you're fat, you're fat because I hate you.

So I've watched Pitch Perfect 5 times in 48 hours. #NeedALife

But basically saying she's too good for #FMF13 - Half of Australia wouldn't even know who she is if she wasn't there.

So mature... pic.twitter.com/ELafdMPb

Heeeellllll yeeeaaahhh "@rzmonster: @ladygaga 32 Million Monsters ♥"

And a retweet is the equivalent of someone laughing at my jokes in real life.

When people follow me I actually feel like I have new friends

How amazing is the feeling of falling in & out of sleep. :)

Life would be excellent if we didn't have to sleep.

@emdeboop really? How are your parents hiding that one from you? Narnia?

To the gypsy show on tv: pic.twitter.com/Xvb7tCGr

Twitter is gonna make us better people! We always bitch about dumb things people do.. It's like we can now avoid all those potholes.

I'm sorry but I will never like 'gangnam style'. WHY is it number one in so many countries? It sucks! http://t.co/vYRF8vx9

I love General Pants- but I walk in and I think "I don't belong here." #NotIndieEnough

@emdeboop drink till we forget our feelings? Sweet! :D :D

The iPhone 5 doesn't look that great. I think I'll be able to get by without an extra .5 inches of screen. :/

Who doesn't have obsessive compulsive disorder?

'people that spend all night on their phones when their out' #GOHOME