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You know what I like? When you look at the clock and it's 11:11:11 or something. Makes you feel like you won a very tiny slot game.
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Until science can genetically engineer a baby that learns to go find the toilet, poop in it, and cover it up, i'm sticking with cats.
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Whenever someone comes up to you and taps your shoulder and then says "Oh, sorry, i thought you were someone else," just reply "I am."
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Sorry @barenakedladies fans, but I love music like I love my mother. And if someone raped my mom like they rape music, I'd hate them too.
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Similarities between Lance Armstrong and Adolf Hitler: A) they both had one testicle, B) they both kicked ass in France
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I love how the public perception of the internet went from "only weird loners use it" to "only weird loners DON'T use it" in 10 short years
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has invited you to play SuckMyNutsVille! It's where you invite me to your stupid MafiaFishVillegame, and then suck my nuts! Join now!
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Graphic Designer vs. Client http://tinyurl.com/noc6ak If you've ever wondered, YES IT IS EXACTLY LIKE THIS. And yes, we hate you for it.
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HA! RT @malgrep: "@joethepeacock So how is the bookYO I AM HAPPY FOR YOU BUT NEILGAIMAN HAS ONE OF THE BEST BOOKS OF ALL TIME"
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The version of Dont Cry on Use Your Illusion I is way better than the one on II. if you disagree, you're wrong.
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"So let me get this straight: liberals protest war; conservatives protest health care. Ok. Just wanted to be clear." -mikenice1 on reddit
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