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Anytime I hear someone say #Occupy protesters are lazy I just think that I'm grateful that Rosa Parks was too lazy to move her seat.
Hey iPhone, if I type shart I mean shart. Don't you censor me.
If Obama wins tonight and you are surrounded by liberals, there's a good chance you're getting laid tonight.
You may not be a zombie but I'd still double tap that. #nerdypickuplines
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New glasses finally came in. It's like a whole new world.
It's Jenna-Louise Coleman's birthday! Excuse me while I rip out my heart and present it to her.
My new goal for Spring is to go running in dress pants, a button up, a tie, my Converse shoes, and 3D glasses screaming "Allons-y".
It's ok to admire a women's beauty. It's not ok to harass her about it.
Aspiring Time Lord. Troublemaker. Rump Shaker. Pop culture pundit or geek in simpler terms. I think I'm funny.