If you still haven't guessed what my babies sex is, here is an obscure clue... http://t.co/YiEbZebC

@beardofprey @melissabagwell1 if the baby is as evil as the sonograms portend, we are going with: Freeza, Kahn, Victor Von Doom, or Steve

@beardofprey @melissabagwell1, Steve is very much on the list. Along with Kool Joe Dee.

This is what I hope 30 is like! http://t.co/I0vaEXxi

@daggerbyte, I'm slow.. http://t.co/TcIEl83X

My first ping pong tweet. Get these balls. http://t.co/bMWvmGE7

Sayin' It And Doin' It

@beardofprey I started watching Fullmetal Alchemist based on your (along with countless others) recommendation. Good show so far. #nerds

@beardofprey, so @kellyfriskics doesn't like Carl Sagan? Where does she get her science from, L. Ron Hubbard? #droppingscience

So happy! http://t.co/bhrymQ27

@beardofprey would be so pissed about this. #peanutbutter http://t.co/qnlXgfF2

@melissabagwell1 I'm not favorite'ing that.

@beardofprey good. I was worried it was a twit pic of a rusty donut.

@beardofprey do you remember that time we hung out in Champaign? Me too, it was 5 hours ago. #goodtimes

30 year olds are dangerous.

@beardofprey sure as shit that was 3 years ago. Here are the witnesses http://t.co/4JXlx0sP

@beardofprey you remember that time you hung out with a couple of Mc's in Chambana? Me neither.

My first observation at 30, my body hair can now best be compared to Robin Williams.

@daggerbyte that rum will get you drunk enough, it will feel like you have a diadamantium shell.

@daggerbyte @beardofprey.. something relaxing to help you go to sleep: http://t.co/aD7V9xWr