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  • johanneloff
      Knot4Sail @johanneloff

    My belt is holding my pants up and my pant's belt loops are holding my belt up. What's going on? Who's the real hero here?!

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  • johanneloff
      Knot4Sail @johanneloff

    Day 1231: Mastered the art of making synthetic hair balls for ceramic cats

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  • johanneloff
      Knot4Sail @johanneloff

    For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

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  • johanneloff
      Knot4Sail @johanneloff

    I want a existential map. It'll have 'you are here' printed all over it.

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@johanneloff

@johanneloff

Underwater Knife-fighter to the Prince of Persia. Hobbies: Treebending and Teledeportation. Enjoys Red Bull and long walks on the beach/road/mountain/treadmill