RT @verifieddrunk Time heals all wounds, alcohol speeds that up expeditiously.

@lextasticme seems before bed and/or early morning prayers don't count...

@lextasticme know the feeling...had to vent on the craziness people saying no prayer in school was the reason for the recent school shooting

@lextasticme know the feeling I posted all day about $3.19, til I remember like 5 yrs ago it was $2 cheaper

lol needing some quiet eh "RT @lextasticme: Sweet baby Jesus-thank every deity ever for my kids' return to school!!!!!!!"

@lextasticme I wonder if they are hiring? pic.twitter.com/KFXiOY6I

@lextasticme and why is not this being addressed in the debates? should we not have a paranormal research & defense department?!

@lextasticme funny I was saying the same thing the other day, with GOP talk of states rights&a weaker fed govt as an answer to most things

#ff @drhug @connor_coleman @matttammar @lextasticme @letdaliquortell @courtneykenobi  @vickyvette @keithboykin @therealesthero @juliaroy

trying it out now "via @lextasticme: And the #BuycottApp it shows you all affiliated brands when you scan an item! pic.twitter.com/19D1NVlIJS

#welcomeTweet @mariluzwtl @concoctologist @detoxmeuk @brian_s_carr (via  http://Unfollowers.me )

@lextasticme use it a fuel to fire the desire to change

so we humpday for drunkday then? #okWithThat "RT @alispagnola: I suggest getting drunkday for humpday."

If they would have said Bitchassness, they would have got me "via @sofiamarieg Best Spam message ever! #HAPPY pic.twitter.com/c84Enxx1Tx"

I think #photographer is the new #MusicProducer, A job you say you do to get women into bed

@lextasticme webmd has sent me rushing to the hospital too #sympathetic #hypochondriac

yes please..."RT @alispagnola: I should make green Shot Glass USBs!! pic.twitter.com/KscB1Jsee3"

@lextasticme lol nice, when you feel the need to sleep..I guess you need to sleep NOW...

Agreed! "RT @lextasticme @john1of1 except maybe Red Sonja. She I could live without. #womenwithswords"

congrats!"RT @lextasticme: I've reached my first weight loss goal. It's not a bfd to anyone else, but I miss being hot. #usedtobethecuteone"