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Did you know you can get thrown out of a gym if you ask for a "spotter" when you're doing squat-thrusts?
Donald Trump still not convinced Obama's birth certificate is real. Makes sense when you consider that he believes his combover looks good.
"Someday" isn't on any calendar so stop scheduling stuff for that day.
BRUNCH: I make a strong argument why Paul Simon & Chevy Chase should've performed the You Can Call Me Al music video at SNL40. No one cares.
The dread of failure leads to certain failure.
If I ever knock anybody out, no matter what started it I'm gonna yell "And I guess that proves I like pie more than you!" as I walk away.
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