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An unnamed Jets player says it's time to bench Mark Sanchez. JUST IN: Unnamed Jets player has been identified as Geno Smith
If you set a goal but don’t take action to reach it, then it’s not a goal…it’s a daydream
Saw any clips of the Tea Party "protests" today? All white. No surprise, of course, but still such a fucking joke.
From Chad Ochocino to Chad, inmate ocho, cinco, tres, dos, uno, tres
Cool Dad Tip: When your wife leaves the house, spray the counters and sink down with bleach. She'll think you cleaned.
If you have kids, always allow 10 - 20 extra minutes for "shoe finding time."
My husband just accused me of doing nothing all day. I can't wait until he sees I clogged the toilet. Boy, will he feel stupid.
my facial expression while pooping is similar to a blues guitarist improvising a solo
co-worker-"The rain freshened everything up and it looks like a beautiful day!"
me- "Thanks for that weather report from Walton's Mountain."
Absolutely NOTHING equals the satisfaction of seeing the asshole that tailgated & angrily passed you stopped by a cop a few miles down.
Your account is protected? Are you tweeting KFC's secret recipe of 13 herbs and spices?
If you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember Brad Pitt has Billy Bob Thornton's sloppy seconds.
A smoking jacket is a jacket you wear to smoke. And that's why I stay away from people wearing windbreakers.
€:)|= Good Friday was anything but... If you need me I'll be Walking the Dogma. Following @TheTweetOfGod @Jesus_M_Christ and @Zwolf666