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girl - "I have syphilis."
me - "How are you liking it? I might want to get that, I'm having trouble with Verizon."
To people that say all tweets have been done.
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Almost to 3500. https://twitter.com/sinceutbeatbama/status/730519812422533120 …
Perhaps a more succinct headline would be "DICK ALL IN FOR ASSHOLE." https://twitter.com/TPM/status/728674252040343552 …
You wish it would end.
Ache for it to end.
Pray for the end.
Then it ends.
"Jesus Christ, what now?"
Life's a lot more fun since we decided to let that 8-year-old name all of the actresses.
Homophobes confuse me. I mean, you guys DO realize that the more gay dudes there are means more chicks for you, right?
I can't believe Ted Cruz aborted his campaign :(
SOURCE: Space Jam 2 with LeBron James will feature a plot where he loses with the Tune Squad in the Finals and then signs with the Monstars
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