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@litterrbox once heard a guy say he couldn't help stop a fight because he had his brother's tie on.
Apparently cars floating away at VVV. @the_visitor
#TellaFeministthankyou my mum, because she taught me how to value a woman as a person and not a commodity or slave.
Wanky wanderers #ff @leannemilesy @lewisjh93 @leetroyh @luke_bwfc @lauren_bwfc @leebwfcarmy @linbwfc @knighty1958 @johnbwfc @jay__a
@litterrbox trying to reverse around a corner i mounted the curb with not 1 but two wheels and then stopped and put the handbrake on proudly
Just spend the winter in Abu Dhabi as the guest of one of your benefactors from the defence industry. #CameronHeatingTips
@mrlloydspandex "How are you?" Reply "I'm not three bad." "I'm fair to middling." "I'm not as good as you." I could go on.
@tweeteralliss can I get an RT for the guys playing in the Clayton Cup @heyshamgolf today, splendid.
It's on days like today I wish I was a postman. That way I'd be in the pub by half ten with some kid's birthday money. #postietax
Isn't it times like this that you wished Morecambe had a lido like er......Bubbles, oh yeah forget that..#outdoorpoolgrind
Papiss Cisse, proving some footballers do have consciences. #wonga #NUFC
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@litterrbox a guy who couldn't get involved in a bar room brawl because he had his brother's shirt on.
@flightdeckflooz A piece of clingfilm saves the day. I call it the screensaver for a gentlemen is wrestling with a pot of yoghurt.
Have the Sun stooped to a new low today? Why didn't they just laminate the front page so you can wipe the jizz straight off? #tasteless
North Korea have detected a small earthquake in the western Province of Lancashire as I detonated one in trap 2 this morning. #nuke
@mooseallain I knew a guy called Billy Holliday. He could not have been more different, he was a white, forty year old builder from Bolton.
In honour of St Andrew's Day I'm having a can of Super with my weetabix and sprinkled on a wee bit of speed #scottishandproud
@litterrbox once pissed in a workmates bottle of Vimto, he wondered why it lasted two months.
revolutions fought, damsels rescued, guns slung, exhaust ports targetted, tigers tamed, vineyards quaffed, jungles mapped, sources of rivers found.
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