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I'm baking. I'm cooked. I'm done.
This is fucking bullshit. #OWS deserves the support of all Americans who are still in favor of free speech and the right to protest.
You would not believe the number of times I stop myself from tweeting the most disgustingly dramatic things.
I desperately do not want to get out of bed. Isn't there some kind of "Get Out of Jail Free Card" for days like this?
A pretention protector is someone who protects you from prevention by laughing but also won't judge when I want to try three things on...
My hair is finally back to my natural color. Big thanks to Gia at Bumble and Bumble Uptown.
"If someone ever asks you to do something, do it really bad so you never have to do it again." - Paris Hilton
It's here. Cinco de Mayo. In a Mexican Restaurant. And I'm working a double. Jesus, take the wheel.
Bill Murray just walked into my regular, post-work bar. As did Sabrina's dad from Gossip Girl. New York Update.
And my GM at work. I could not ask for a better person to work for...even when the work isn't what I'd like to be doing. #ThankYouGame
I don't know how I went this long without getting into Marina and the Diamonds. She's a genius! "I Am Not a Robot" is how I feel so often.
My reality show will be called "Mistakes Are Made", and it will mostly involve the number of cookies I eat.
The problem with text-based blogs isn't usually the content, it's the editing. As in, there is no editor to cut the crap.
Julia Roberts is the funniest, prettiest girl in school.
humanoid with animalistic traits. actor. adventure-haver.