@tinycrazyblonde How do you get so many followers? I should change my name to tallcrazyblonde.

I'm baking. I'm cooked. I'm done.

This is fucking bullshit. #OWS deserves the support of all Americans who are still in favor of free speech and the right to protest.

You would not believe the number of times I stop myself from tweeting the most disgustingly dramatic things.

I desperately do not want to get out of bed. Isn't there some kind of "Get Out of Jail Free Card" for days like this?

So swell to see @joelcifer, @prestonm27 and friends at Dos this afternoon!

A pretention protector is someone who protects you from prevention by laughing but also won't judge when I want to try three things on...

My hair is finally back to my natural color. Big thanks to Gia at Bumble and Bumble Uptown.

You guys should follow my friend @tinycrazyblonde. She's trying to get to 10k followers.

"If someone ever asks you to do something, do it really bad so you never have to do it again." - Paris Hilton

It's here. Cinco de Mayo. In a Mexican Restaurant. And I'm working a double. Jesus, take the wheel.

Bill Murray just walked into my regular, post-work bar. As did Sabrina's dad from Gossip Girl. New York Update.

And my GM at work. I could not ask for a better person to work for...even when the work isn't what I'd like to be doing. #ThankYouGame

@tinycrazyblonde Duh! Holla at me anytime. I'm buzzing around the city like a bird.

I don't know how I went this long without getting into Marina and the Diamonds. She's a genius! "I Am Not a Robot" is how I feel so often.

Just followed @singlegaylife, but I'm not sure why...as I live that every day.

My reality show will be called "Mistakes Are Made", and it will mostly involve the number of cookies I eat.

The problem with text-based blogs isn't usually the content, it's the editing. As in, there is no editor to cut the crap.

Julia Roberts is the funniest, prettiest girl in school.

Me: Wet and Wild. http://t.co/ad9gtSYx