BREAKING: Apple fire Jonny Ive and redesign iOS7 from scratch based on your insightful Dribble post.

The software development process as seen by the sales team:  http://i.imgur.com/U4Tvz.jpg  (via @junap)

@itvcycling I grabbed a bag of shopping off someone as I rode past, ate a few things out of it then threw it in a bush. #tourfever

OH “YOLO is Carpe Diem for stupid people” #yolo

Facebook: “Not a chance of Castlecourt EVER being blown up...DLA is administered from the top floor”

Roses are red, Violets are
java.lang.IllegalArgumentException: Color.GREEN is invalid
at com.twitter.jokes.standard.ValentinesJokeFactory

“What’s your location 22?”
“Umm … Corn Market”
“Are you in Starbucks?”
“Eh, yes”
“Oo, get me a muffin”
#policeradio

Snow’s getting worse  http://moby.to/yc9wni 

@retroremakes At a MS run Windows 8 gaming event yesterday a room full of indies was told "Xbox will be invitation only".

RT @mydoghatesme: Look at this twat at Holywood Exchange in Belfast pic.twitter.com/pq5MXpBwM6 /cc @cantparkit

Thought for a moment I’d ordered too much pizza. Then I realised that’s not even a thing and we all had a good laugh about it.

Looking at pictures from the Peace Gathering. You know what I’m not seeing? Spelling mistakes on the banners.

“That’s a big box, mister”
“It is, isn’t it?”
“What’s in it?”
“Curious little boys”

"What do you think about our website?" I think you shouldn't have a modal popup asking that to first time visitors.

RT @foxme: The best film synopsis ever. Hands down.  http://twitpic.com/b7f9za 

RT @thepoke Whoever updated Trevor Nelson's Wikipedia entry we salute you http://t.co/3IEkEqHR

@miche Fleetwood Magherafelt? #nornironpopstars

Monday. The plan is to drink coffee until I stop crying, then take it from there.

Traffic and being late are trifles. Just thinking on the fact that some poor bastard felt jumping off a bridge was his best option.

Northern Ireland based games developer? Sound off:  https://twitter.com/SixEchoStudios/ni-game-developers/members … #tweetni