This is the best thing on Earth. RT @noiseymusic .@seinfeld2000 interviewed @arze from Vampire Weekend (seriously):  http://noisey.vice.com/blog/honestly-seinfeld2000-intarviewed-ezra-konig-from-vampire-wekend …

Shoulda pinch hit for Lyons.

@grobot20 Consider this your non-asshole Happy Birthday tweet. #FEC

Okay this is too funny to be offensive. RT @robdelaney Looks like Ray Manzarek finally checked into that big “Hotel California” in the sky…

JAYSUS! PRAISE HIM! #stlcards

@flavius217 Technically I think it might actually be Jesus endorsing nudism.

@seinfeld2000 Now thers a Puffy shirt I do'nt think Krame will want Jary to ware lol

@cantpredictball The Astros!

WIG #stlcards

Under this logic, pretty sure #stlcards retired numbers are Musial's #6, Gibson's #45, and So Taguchi's #99. AS IT SHOULD BE!

#orgastm #stlcards

Oh my I'm having an orGASTm right now (feel free to use that but legally you have to credit me). #stlcards

This is so Boston of these dumbass fans.

CHEAP SODA

@fernandotatis17 I like buffalo, and also buffalo sauce and ranch dressing combinations. Have you seen this Adam Wainwright performance?

@grobot20 @jaceface09 I have complete faith in @fwbluesfan's ability to know irrelevant bullshit like this.

@jwillson1 Sry

@seinfeld2000 @seinfeldtoday Lol those things are #modarn

@seinfeld2000 Jermo hav invisibul blak frend only he can see, eeven tho h'es not reel Karmar still yel n-word at him

Billie Joe Armstrong is so badass though--ripping guys like Bieber and Psy while writing such badass songs as Good Riddance.