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Mitt mentions "single moms, single dads, both a mom and a dad." No talk about mom and a mom or dad and a dad. #lgbtforobama #debates
I just rode past a truck with an Obama "O" sticker on top of a Romney one. This is why we treat undecided voters like royalty. #campaignlife
Kal Penn tells his story at our Pitt College Campus office! #kalpenn #ofapa #gottavote #obama http://t.co/XJ717oSw
Me: I think that by "spoons", he means that he wants to spoon—like cuddle.
@beckybrown494: Yeah.
@caitlynlouie: NO. HE WANTS ANAL.
She wears chunky sweaters on daytime television for a few decades, and suddenly Oprah teaches "Life Class"?
"You're wearing a bathrobe!"
"No it's not. It's a kimono!"
...
"It's a bathrobe."
@mgempty @caitlynlouie
Mitt Romney charges his iPhone about twice as often as most people do, because the first 47% of the battery doesn't do anything for him.
Last day to register. Are you registered? #2012 #gottaregister http://t.co/qjluaQvr
"Do you guys wanna hear my ghetto name? If you don't like it, I can change it. It's 'M-Thug'. Spelled M dash T-H-U-G!" -@mgempty
Just used a winky face. I feel so strange. It doesn't suit me. I'm not a winky-face kind of guy. I'm not that dude.
@mgempty
me: you have elevated yourself to an obnoxious level of unwarranted pomposity that I am not going to contend with.
The theme from the West Wing is on loop in my head. And, thanks to @tabachnick, I steal a look at Josh Lyman whenever I minimize a window.
This waitress tried to pass off Mr. Pibb as Dr. Pepper. And when I inquired, she had the cheek to tell me that they are "alike". Hah!
My parents are hipsters.
