Oli Sykes has a cute speaking voice.

"That's so funny, the last time I heard that I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur."

Tricksy little hobbitses!!!

name in the trending topics = they must've died

if it were easy it would be called soccer

I'll never understand why people get plastic surgery done. It's like picking one type of ugly over another. #whatsthepoint

I love when it calmly snows. So chill out.

ADTR needs to stop fucking around and drop the pop sound. Their heavy shit is so good. Just stick to that.

It's weird, staying up through an hour fall back. It's like the last hour might as well have not happened.

Shiiiiiiiit nigga. It's a full moon tonight. Better handcuff myself to the bedposts.

I saw a double rainbow while I was driving in the storm today too. It was almost a triple rainbow.

450 word paper = done. I finished that shit so fast it was like I had an easy button.

We fight to live, we fight for pride. We won't back down, the weak won't survive.

"How old are you?" "Old enough." "Old enough for what?" "To party..."

"The first time I lost my virginity..." That phrase doesn't make any sense.

"We have a glorious selection of lowfat yogurts. Ahhhh"

I'm definitely adopting the piss up idea. That shit is genius.

"Right now I'm 16, and next year I'll be... what... yup yup, next year I'll be... remix!"

I wish I had some sort of talent or skill set. Really all I'm good for is wishing I was better at life.

Fuck, I want a hot dog really bad right now. And I don't mean that suggestively, mind you. I'm just hungry.