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I'm worried about political instability in our nation's hipster coffee shops when all their mayors are at SxSW.
Lance Armstrong is banned from cycling for life. If you see him on a bike, please knock him off and then shout, "NO!" right in his face.
The Wii U is not just a new game console, it's a new way to spell the sound a fire engine makes.
Once upon a time I was falling in love, now I'm only falling down the stairs / Nothing I can do, I totally fell down the stairs.
Hostess going out of business just as wave of pot legalization starts to spread. Two ships passing in the night.
My 12yo pointed out that no matter what happens, SpongeBob never gives up on Squidward. I can't stop thinking about that.
"We need to put the NEATO back in Magneto." - Magneto's publicist
Freddie Mercury once said, "People on the streets. Ba-da-dee-dop-dop." And it's still true today.
My favorite movie is The Human Sentimentipede. An evil scientist stitches victims together and makes them share feelings. It's Norwegian.
Update on the blizzard on the east coast: it's now been upgraded to a Blizzard of Ozz. Crazy Train service has been suspended.
The Pope, formerly known as Joseph Ratzinger, just wants to get back to his first love: zinging rats.
When life hands you lemons, hide them before everyone starts saying, "Hey there goes Mr. Big Shot Lemon Owner." #quotesforshypeople
"I'm not sure why I was given a vote in the first place." - Judge Reinhold
Ray Liotta / Abe Vigoda! / Minnesota / New Toyota! #NewRhymesForSmellsLikeTeenSpirit
Amazon loads all music. Google will too but reserves right to kill pirated stuff. Apple charges $25 a year to resell you your own songs.
"Hey Josh, it's War. I just saw Lincoln. Had a horse in it. I couldn't help notice IT WASN'T ME." - War Horse leaving his agent a voice mail
How about a hand for Twitter for not crashing throughout this night?
Champion cage fighter, champion cage maker upper, host of Wits - a show you love above all else in life. Enthusiast.