You loved the hashtag. Now get the badge! pic.twitter.com/ykmulaf1Cl #aggressivehomosexual via @tomfrombrighton

The reason I like #aggressivehomosexuals? Because it defeats narrow minded prejudice with humour. Nothing beats laughter

I think #aggressivehomosexuals is the greatest hashtag so far this year

“@peston: Where am I? pic.twitter.com/cPIRqJUwKk” < Twitter. And your first name's 'Robert.'

You know you're in trouble when Jeremy Hunt is sent out to defend you! #Marr #loongate

Come on Bonnie! #Eurovision

“@davidprescott: Is a day old story about Nigel Farage REALLY tonight's BBC 10 o'clock lead?” < Remarkable!

The backdrop says it all! pic.twitter.com/x66hR5PzJ1 via @ian_beckett

Ipswich. I love you! #bbcqt  https://vine.co/v/bEX7rgv2hpX 

Ipswich. I love you #bbcqt  https://vine.co/v/bEXBgPnDDuU 

Wow. People REALLY hate Michael Gove! #bbcqt

So will tomorrow's headline be 'End It Like Beckham?' Via @nickmotown

During @grantshapps time as housing minister there was a 3% drop in house building starts & 8% drop in home completions - lowest since 1920s

Thank God there will be a private members bill calling for a European referendum before the end of December 2017. Said no one outside SW1

Allowing your MPs to talk about standing for two parties? Cameron really is Major Minor  http://specc.ie/14nzxgP  #ohyes

“@david_cameron: Beginning my meeting with @barackobama @whitehouse. pic.twitter.com/DOToIi25xo” < Has he asked you about your red face?

Oh dear! 'Mr Men' teacher hits back at Gove  http://gu.com/p/3fnjm/tw  #govepolls

“@dbluston: Alan Partridge announced as Sports Minister
#UKTVcabinet #govepolls” < A Ha!

Jim Bowen revealed as Osborne's treasury advisor. Has been advising 'keep out of the black and in the red' #uktvcabinet #lovelysmashinggreat

Breaking...New Business Secretary announced as Lord Derek Trotter of Peckham #uktvcabinet #lovelyjubbly #govepolls