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Whatever historical period you're nostalgic for, one thing is certain: the consensus at the time was that life had gone to hell.
being stupid and ignorant is not more authentic than being smart and educated.
Used to be, people went into business when they had a good idea. Now, people study 'business', like "wanting to make money" is an idea.
Don't feel bad about it not being the Rapture. After all, math is hard and also religion is fake. #rapture
This transcends politics or ideology. American citizens in peaceful protest should NEVER be violently suppressed. It's disgusting. #ows
Seriously, if all the nerds are playing ukuleles and drawing comix and making puppets, WHO'S DOING THE FUCKING SCIENCE?
Go back and look at old pictures of yourself. See how cute you were? Now remember how ugly you felt?
Listen, vote for gay rights. Gay people are just people.
It's not that Bert was so uptight, it's just that Ernie's extroversion and need for constant companionship was taxing for Bert.
My policy with house spiders is: Just hanging? Cool. Hanging where a girl can see you? Symbolic trip outside. Over my bed? Death.
If you have time enough to say "first-world problems" to someone, you have time enough to go fuck yourself with a cactus.
I was just downtown and Federal agents are forcibly monitoring people's blood pressure at bayonet-point. #Obamacare
I'm never more uncomfortable than in a room full of people who all agree with each other.
Listen, being famous isn't going to solve all your problems. Only money can do that.
Maybe the "reservoir" in Reservoir Dogs is referring to the great pool of fellowship and human feeling at the core of the film.
When someone says "Cobain wasn't that good of a guitarist" I always think, "Not compared to your black belt in masturbatory opinions".
Somewhere right now Donald Rumsfeld is being a total prick to a waiter.