Tweetie 2 is TIME's #1 iPhone app of the year. Well done, @atebits; you deserve this award. http://bit.ly/8Fm2Bo

Here's to the crazy ones.
The misfits.
The rebels.
The troublemakers.
The round pegs in square holes.

You'd think Rovio would have made enough money by now to buy those birds some anger management classes.

If PHP Were British http://t.co/gEWpSpXx

This is like Christmas. No, no, no, it's better than Christmas. It should be its own holiday. Keynote Day!

Happy Keynote Day everyone!

Only 18 days until we have to wake Green Day up.

404 winter not found.

Fusion ads > Superbowl ads.

Advertising helps people pay their bills.

If you're going to complain about that, don't expect people to help you when you need income.

I would tweet something, but tweeting isn't on my todo list for this week.

You know you're tired when you type "Tired" into LaunchBar instead of "Transmit."

Hey look, @chartier's in the Tron 3 teaser trailer: http://t.co/0hcnrBn (2:02 in) /via @rands

In honor of the latest Twitter for Mac icon, I present to you the *next* Twitter for Mac icon. http://t.co/vItPCKJ

Tumblr and Twitter, sittin' in a tree, f-a-i-l-w-h-a-l-i-n-g. (ok, that's the last one, I promise)

I wonder if anyone will favorite this tweet.

*gets online*

*checks to make sure it's not April Fool's Day*

Every time @cacarrillo tweets about Ron Paul, an angel gets a Chipotle burrito.

We should have an Occupy Chipotle protest. Well, not so much a protest, but you know, an event. An eating event.

http://t.co/fXXLXa8S

It may not have even been his original idea, but Steve lived just long enough to see the Knowledge Navigator become a reality.