Never rent an isolated cabin at the lake. #scarymovierulestoliveby

Honey, I Shrunk The Private Sector #ObamaFilms

@robertgbeckel why don't you organize a boycott against companies that sponsor the Amazing Race until they apologize?

Another One Bites the Dust #inappropriatefuneralsongs

Zone B is trending in New York. Never good news to have your neighborhood trending during a hurricane.

Twitter EXPLODES With Mockery Over Black Eyed Peas Half-Time Performance
http://goo.gl/zQ9K7 #sb45

It's 45 minutes past Obama's 10:30 scheduled speech. How long does it take to program a teleprompter to say "Osama bin Laden is dead" ?

Memo to @papajohns: While you're at it, how about apologizing for your nasty pizzas?

To the NO voters of Nassau County: If you want to see your future, take a look at Detroit, Gary Indiana or East St.Louis. #IslesArena

Dude, Where's My Birth Certificate? #GOPMovies

Bob Beckel Blasts CBS's Amazing Race Producers & Network Execs - The Fi...:  http://youtu.be/l9zZkTzIDow  #CBSapologize #TheFive

#whitehistoryclasses Learn how to conjugate the verb "to be"

Fox News Contributor #WordsThatOffendLiberals

Please retweet if you're tired of hearing about Warren Buffet's secretary.

Obama Goes Country With 'I Blame Everyone, Man' http://t.co/A1LAkwLo As seen on #TheFive @cfheather @bostonrandy #RedEye

The Burger King and I #foodmovies

#FuckYouWashington for racially profiling 95 year old grandmothers

Keith Olbermann has fallen so far, even Jay Cutler is criticizing him. @andylevy @aliegirl7 @bostonrandy @southsalem #FOK

RT @texasrv If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? // So Olbermann can have dinner with the relatives.

Reese Witherspoon Arrest DASH CAM VIDEO  http://tmz.me/ZCOY4O  @greggutfeld @andylevy @bostonrandy @andys_cat #RedEye