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This full moon is messing with me. I totally just turned into a wolfman and ate a deer. I'm okay now, but that was crazy.
My proudest accomplishment? Never ever, even once have I watched one second of Grey's Anatomy.
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I'm broke as a joke, but I just texted REDCROSS to 90999 and gave $10 to help Moore OK.
My 4 month old laughs like a stoner.
George Jones died. Someone please go tell Taylor Swift who George Jones was.
If I was a cop, I'd randomly yell at reporters to get on the ground about every 90 seconds, just for fun.
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