@frankprather You are so good at speaking the truth always.

Great show at the laugh factory! One of the best I've seen! Nice work! :) @eliolsberg @peteholmez @joshadammeyers @nickkroll @nottjmiller

Just shared my cookies with @guybranum, @jadomian, @grantpa, @karlhess, and @shutupandrosky at @hamclown. Cookie orgy! Hot.

#ff funny people who've had my cookies @katradley @jenmurphycomedy @brianmonarch @eliolsberg @loudtoddmaugh @chrisdunhamlive

#ff these funny and cool dudes: @brianmonarch @frankprather @chrisdunhamlive @eliolsberg @grantpa @nickyoussef @stevecotroneo @mikebfresh

Great show at @improvcomedyla last night! @frankprather and @brianmonarch were hilarious. Super fun night!

@sbellelauren I just want you to know I'm in love with you. Also @eliolsberg but more with you

#ff @jenmurphycomedy @loudtoddmaugh @grantpa @nickyoussef @ericschwartz @elleandjae @hellogiggles

Great show at @improvcomedyla tonight! @badassfrank rocked, as usual. @jon_huck was also great, made us cry laughing. Thanks @brianmonarch!

Great shows tonight! @brianmonarch at @jonlovitzclub, and @loudtoddmaugh @faithchoyce @wessilvestri at @icehousecc! You all rocked it!

Oh man. @faithchoyce, @badassfrank, @brianmonarch, and @thegregwilson were all amazingly awesome at the comedy store tonight. wordsauce.

"you should put that on Facebook" - my grandmother

Hey! Two new blog posts! Read/watch them! Please and thank you! And please! http://t.co/sebXjNWy

@nickyoussef thank goodness we missed you

Just downloaded some hilarious new comedy tracks from @sexydorkcomedy. Super excited. http://t.co/ZZej4e0Y

I keep waking up with songs in my head. Today's feature was "the man who can't be moved"...why? Because I've just time traveled to 2009.

I feel like you're not an adult until you know how to use saran wrap without making it stick to itself.

Me :( RT @nickyoussef: Please RT if you like Kit Kats/are incapable of being loved.

@nickyoussef I literally laughed out loud at that. llol.

@nickyoussef don't make me pull this car over