Turns out I #dontknowshit

If your mexican and you call your mom ama and your dad apa your #certifiedmexican

That moment when you find a hole in your favorite chonis. This day just went to shit. #andimeanit

If at any point in your life you thought your life was in danger because the llorona or the cucui might get you your #certifiedmexican

I'm a sucker for chick flicks. #confessions #realtalk

I swear I can be so dramatic in my head sometimes

People are lying a--holes by nature. Giving them the benefit of the doubt rarely works out. #peoplearefickle

That moment when you roll over in bed and you're right on the edge so you have a mini full body seizure so you won't fall. #morningwake

Drown? Sounds pretty unimpressive. Anyone can drown #truestory RT @sweettpeachess: Me & @love_bugs_12 are frkn drown!!! Lol

@dsayala @cocohatesme meet your nephew. :-) http://t.co/YvF4MNHQ

I repair computers at very cheap prices. I also clean computers to make them faster. Message me here on twitter our call me at 7606002088

I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me.

Lol. I'm such a dick

Hello my name is Josh. I'm an idiot.

I need to learn to mind my own business.

@john31808 change your password. You sent me a message telling me that you got viagra for cheap. Lol

Evidently @fuckvoldemort thinks that i'm RT worthy. That means i'm freaking dope

I'm not relevant and I like it. :D

Everyone wants love. If you find it your lucky.

Funerals make me sad