Inception explained for Mac users: http://twitpic.com/2hee34

Really cool of Rihanna to perform in front of a Windows 98 screensaver. #SNL

Kinda racist how Samuel L. Jackson only plays black guys in movies.

Google Glass API is all JSON. Cards are built in JSON (or rich HTML) and pushed to Glass via Google REST requests. So simple. #sxsw #glass

A guy told his 81 year old grandpa Twitter is a search engine, these are his results: @oldmansearch

Do magazines really need to add "Alive" to "Sexiest Woman" or am I just grossly underestimating the number of necrophiliacs out there

Use the best: Linux for servers, Mac for media, Windows for Solitaire.

If we can get Ke$ha, Justin Bieber, and Lady Gaga to perform in the Gulf, maybe the oil will just get up and leave.

How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, it's a hardware problem.

You're getting Sherlocked! You're getting Sherlocked! EVERYONE'S GETTING SHERLOCKED!!!

There once was a sponge that lived under the sea... http://img.ly/1oAb

Ok, so after a truckload of 1,000 cold pizzas arrived at my door, I realized that the Dominos app is not a game.

One more tweet about the iPhone 4G and I kill you all.

The NYT got the golden picture tonight: http://t.co/yR7fZcG

@pdparticle Shut the fuck up dude. I already know that. Go fuck yourself.

Hey man what's up?
Hey man what's up?
Hey man what's up?
Hey man what's up?

- Hollister employee training

I feel bad for the guy in the iPhone commercials. Whenever he's playing a game, someone calls him.

“Tired of online dating? You’re not alone.”
Yes you are. That’s why you’re dating online.

Two 5th graders are having a fight in the comments of one of my Instagrams about who likes who and goddamn it's awful pic.twitter.com/RGrJJRtu2s

They built a monument visible from space and I refuse to accept this is the best they could do when it came to eating pic.twitter.com/q7d46wzv6C