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Tomorrow, we have 10:10:10 10/10/10. Next month; 12/11/10 09:08:07 and next year 11:11:11 11/11/11. Yes this excites me a little.
Good to see that iOS 6 has the emoji for the universal symbol for wanker ✊
Guy following me who spells 'suave' as 'swarv' in his name. Superb work.
Tesco have iTunes vouchers on their clubcard rewards site for the next few days. £12.50 in vouchers for a £25 iTunes card. #helpfultweet
There once was an ugly duckling, who grew into an equally ugly duck. Thus is life. Luckily, waterfowl don't rank their society by aesthetics
News stories every other week about the 'big freeze' coming. Surely someone could come up with an umbrella term to cover it? Like 'Winter'?
Remember that song Justin Timberlake did about the Crimea?
Scream your pleases and thank yous to give them an impolite twist.
As a youngster I once overheard a conversation about being 'sucked off' in a plane toilet. From then on I was paranoid about flushing them.
I yearn for the day when I can tweet; "Last night a BJ saved my life"
Affable sociopath. Busy antisocial life. Tweet for self affirmation.