Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Still can't get over the fact David Petraeus just resigned over quite possibly the least despicable act in CIA history
Haren for Marmol is like trading a luxury car with engine problems for a bike with a rocket booster strapped to the handlebars the wrong way
Pretty sure the only guy Heath Bell's retired in the last 12 months is Ozzie Guillen
I'm not a fan of scanner tweets but if a dude on a landlocked boat surrounded by tac teams and helicopters escapes, it ain't Twitter's fault
Most useful comment I've ever seen pointing out that with the addition of Houston, AL West logos now spell "Asshat"
Good job by the Phillies acquiring Ben Revere and Mike Young; now they just need to address their holes at CF and 3B and they're set
Tony Romo is, bar none, the most frustrating legitimately good quarterback I've ever seen.
Heard this: If the Os actually make the playoffs while batting Nate McLouth 3rd and having Lew Ford DH, baseball will be cancelled. Forever.
The Kansas City Royals just emptied the top of their farm system for a long reliever and two expensive years of a #2 starter.
The Royals apparently think Wade Davis is a starter, but remember: the Royals also think Luke Hochevar is a starter.
The savior of Earth is Tom Cruise in a Yankees cap? Guess I'm rooting for the robots
But the good news for Royals fans is, *looks blankly at the screen for a moment then sighs, turns, and stares out the window into the rain*
Great thing about Derek Jeter is when he makes an error he forgets about it and moves on, and that's why he's never learned how to play SS
I'll take "Chili's: Your Life Happens Here" as the Most Horrifying Statement Uttered in 2013 and I don't think it'll be particularly close
BTW false-flag ppl: revulsion comes not from denial gov could do evil but the obsession w/creating a self-serving narrative during tragedy
leave me alone i'm going to bed i don't like baseball and i don't think i ever did
Contributing writer for @SportsonEarth. Has also appeared at The Classical and Baseball Prospectus. On the bird's hat is a smaller bird, wearing a smaller hat.