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If sex is the best form of exercise why is it not readily available in the gym!?!
RT If You Support Breast Awareness
A Dirty Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Clean!!!
My favorite text message to send: "I'll be there in 5 minutes... if I'm not... then read this again" !!!
If I C another dude with an IceCreamCone tattoo on his face I'm gonna slap that shit off! WTF R U thinkin? At least leave out the sprinkles!
#AnnoyingThingsPeopleSay - Swagg
There is always some truth behind every J/K !!!
I Now Pronounce You Deleted & Blocked. You May Now . . . Kiss My Ass !!!
I've been dropping some serious gems today & apparently a lot of u guys still don't know what the STAR Feature is for !!!
This tweet will make you Horny* **
*Results may vary
**Batteries not included
Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind! #JustSayin
Fake Bitches Make Me Sick! (actually its more of a rash. I think it has something to do with the chemicals they use in the blow up dolls)
#OMFG This OldCouple in #Walmart was in the Produce Isle & the Lady farts then the old guy looks @ me & says "She's Packin Heat Back There"!
You know who really doesn't give a fuck? Zombies !!!
Guy who stole Scarlett Johansson's nude photos faces 121 years in prison. Guys who stole billions of your cash face nothing. Problem?
Big Girl Pantties < Granny Panties
Do u know what the IPhone said to the Blackberry?
NO MF'n WAY... 1st Fitch gets Fitched & now The Reem gets Reem'd
DryHumper Extraodinaire/ P4P DecisionKing/ 3 Round WW DecisionChampion/ UFC-NonChampion/PaperContender #TheBlanket #TheSnuggler #AnkleDiver