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If sex is the best form of exercise why is it not readily available in the gym!?!

RT If You Support Breast Awareness 

A Dirty Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Clean!!!

My favorite text message to send: "I'll be there in 5 minutes... if I'm not... then read this again" !!!

If I C another dude with an IceCreamCone tattoo on his face I'm gonna slap that shit off! WTF R U thinkin? At least leave out the sprinkles!

#AnnoyingThingsPeopleSay - Swagg

There is always some truth behind every J/K !!!

I Now Pronounce You Deleted & Blocked. You May Now . . . Kiss My Ass !!!

I've been dropping some serious gems today & apparently a lot of u guys still don't know what the STAR Feature is for !!!

This tweet will make you Horny* **













*Results may vary
**Batteries not included

Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind! #JustSayin

@sonnench http://t.co/7jG56tv6

Fake Bitches Make Me Sick! (actually its more of a rash. I think it has something to do with the chemicals they use in the blow up dolls)

#OMFG This OldCouple in #Walmart was in the Produce Isle & the Lady farts then the old guy looks @ me & says "She's Packin Heat Back There"!

You know who really doesn't give a fuck? Zombies !!!

Guy who stole Scarlett Johansson's nude photos faces 121 years in prison. Guys who stole billions of your cash face nothing. Problem?

Big Girl Pantties < Granny Panties

Do u know what the IPhone said to the Blackberry?
iWork

NO MF'n WAY... 1st Fitch gets Fitched & now The Reem gets Reem'd