@instagram hope that's super soon -- you're losing users left and right, if my twitter stream is to be believed!

i too can have an american flag fascinator #hairflag pic.twitter.com/lykmegwj

made my 37th @kiva loan.  http://www.kiva.org/invitedby/jonk 

Swag tip: if your speakers are all blown out, don't blast your music. That's just embarrassing.

omg karl rove, look at your life, look at your choices. and go to bed. #foxnews

The Most Special I've Felt From an Airline Social Media Account (@lufthansa_usa) #travel #travelblog  http://wp.me/p2mZtk-JQ 

@shitgermanssay regifting with a modification #upcycling pic.twitter.com/WSI0MrUH

My top picks: Germany, Belgium, Ireland, Finland in that order. #jonkesc #esc2013

And you had me at pork belly. #jonkesc #oink pic.twitter.com/tYd8HIBqxt

Whoa. Old coworker from over a decade ago (who now lives in CPH) is on the same flight as me. IN THE NEXT SEAT. #sfocph

@m_weatherly for a moment there i almost thought you were juan valdez from those coffee commercials!

It's hazy, but the view!!! pic.twitter.com/Vyl60rYbcT

Man checking me in wished me good luck on my flights. "Better you than me!" he said. SFO-LAX-IAD-DXB-DOH.

Flight attendant: "I may not make a good spouse but I make great coffee."

RT @katies: OMG. Hillary Tumblr + Romney Binder = Internet awesomeness http://t.co/w5Vfcv1a // <-- i just snorted out loud

@shitgermanssay i'll call up das gift haus!

@scobleizer there's a sneaky checkbox on the main screen you have to uncheck. :\ @gravity

@jacdo omg i MUST get my hands on some. let's go raid her medicine cabinet. @davekim zoinks, that's crazy-talk! 1k?!?!

Back at the hotel. Left a trail of confetti in my wake (even in pockets). What a great evening for my little gay heart. Night all! #jonkesc

I love Sweden!!!! #youmaynowkissthegroom #jonkesc