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Man on the street just told me I "got the smoothest walk I ever did see". I have never felt better about myself than in this moment.
Went to Walmart. Took 20 seconds for me to see someone throwing a baby in the air
I got a raise today. I also decided that my job is part of a wide ranging conspiracy to give me the swampiest ass possible
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