jonwurster

@jonwurster

Jon Wurster

twitter
Stats can't be shown as @jonwurster has never signed in to Favstar.

Invite them to sign in so their favs and retweets will be collected in real time.
Following 249
Followers 21,435
It's nice to be nice to the nice.
Favstar
makes Twitter
more fun
  • See your own most popular tweets
  • Get the best tweets from members
  • See tweets starred by people you follow
Sign in via Twitter
No Password Required

@jonwurster’s (Jon Wurster) best tweets
Most Favorited Tweets    Most Retweeted Tweets

CNN anchor: "Why's nobody talking about Philadelphia?" Because all of Philly's gonna whip batteries @ Irene causing her to change course.
Pauly D on going to Italy: "I’m nervous, I’m not gonna lie. I don’t know what gyms are like over there, I don’t know what tanning’s like."
Kiss portrayed themselves as being powerful superheroes yet many of their songs are about fearing their girlfriends are cheating on them.
Guess who my new band Avenged Eightfold is just a little bit better than.
If you told me ten years ago I could get a gourmet pizza and a kombucha in an airport I'd have said, "I don't know what that second one is."
The We network just passed on "Godzillas" --my reality show about totally bitchy female ministers.
Johnny Ramone on being asked how he could be punk while driving a Cadillac: "I wrote the book on punk. I decide what's punk. It's punk."
Wonder if anyone's ever said "not" under their breath after saying "I do" during their wedding vows & then claimed they were never married.
Finally cracked the "blues code": Play intro too long/Play verse too long/Play chorus too long/Play solo way too long/Repeat too many times.
Now what do I do with all these "Got Santorum?" posters I made featuring GG Allin with a photoshopped chocolate milk mustache?
Watching a documentary on the making of "West Side Story." Turns out all those dance moves and all that singing was worked out beforehand.
If you told me in '89 I'd be seeing "Bee Thousand" era Guided By Voices in 2010 I'd have said, "I have no idea what any of that means."
Don't forget to throw your clocks over your shoulders tonight, everybody. Two more weeks of Halloween!