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Ok. I've been here a week. No retweets yet. So I'm sure if I promise to fuck or suck it will happen. Promises promises
I didn't get the memo that it was "drive while smoking your crack pipe" day. Put it down! And make the merge already
I just hit the bong and blew y'all the secondary. Enjoy!
Wow!! What a storm. Going to check damage. I hope the ghetto next door was blown clean
Well aren't you special with your special car parked all sideways. At Walmart.
Someone must tell her(toll-booth lady) that life is NOT a cabaret and to lose all the sky-blue eyeshadow
Nothing cleans up an eraser like another eraser, somewhat like an affair makes it all even.
Sooo. Apparently the IRS is to busy finding ways to spend my money that they are unable to send me quarterly forms???