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Watching bf get upset over soccer is very similar to my PMS.
Just yelling incoherent shit at progressively louder intervals.
Just watched the conjuring and now I'm hysterically crying and made my bf check behind the shower curtain so I could pee
24 years old, guys
I've seen 5 red Starbucks cup photos so far.
We get it, you like your over-priced, moderate tasting coffee to be served festively.
I just popped my boyfriends butt zit so if he doesn't marry me I'll probably kill him.
Watching Forrest Gump and I gotta say, Jenny was a real dick.
...do any of you assholes have jobs??
Well James Franco likes cat day and so now I LOVE national cat day.
If your text doesn't include an emoji or an exclamation point then I just assume you're mad at me and then I get mad it's a vicious cycle
Got email from iTunes to preorder the 1direction album. Not sure how I got in that demographic but id elbow a tween to get near the dark one
I LOVE PUPPIES
So can we all just agree to not buy Miley's music anymore?
WHY BEYONCE?? WHYYYYYY 😭
Sometimes I need to remind myself that I went through everything for a reason; and I'm a pretty strong girl.
I don't need a thunder buddy. I need a Monday buddy...
I pretty much have no filter. Raging liberal, aspiring poet, hairspray enthusiast. Not the musical, actual hairspray.
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