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Watching bf get upset over soccer is very similar to my PMS.
Just yelling incoherent shit at progressively louder intervals.
Just watched the conjuring and now I'm hysterically crying and made my bf check behind the shower curtain so I could pee
24 years old, guys
I've seen 5 red Starbucks cup photos so far.
We get it, you like your over-priced, moderate tasting coffee to be served festively.
I just popped my boyfriends butt zit so if he doesn't marry me I'll probably kill him.
Watching Forrest Gump and I gotta say, Jenny was a real dick.
...do any of you assholes have jobs??
Well James Franco likes cat day and so now I LOVE national cat day.
I don't need a thunder buddy. I need a Monday buddy...
I know bf loves me because he got me a swiffer wet jet.
Or he believes in societal stereotypes and is very clever about getting me to clean
Got email from iTunes to preorder the 1direction album. Not sure how I got in that demographic but id elbow a tween to get near the dark one
You know the girls at the bar who say "woo" before taking a shot? "Woo girls."
Bronco woo girls are THE WORST.
I don't hate all KU fans. I mean generally dislike but not hate.
I only hate the ones who aren't KU fans the other 7 months of the year.
I LOVE PUPPIES
Probably my favorite thing is seeing the selfie girl's newest photo, giving the camera the middle finger, while she wears a cross necklace.
I pretty much have no filter. Raging liberal, aspiring poet, hairspray enthusiast. Not the musical, actual hairspray.