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Did you know? Its impossible to say “Good Eye Might” without sounding Australian? RT if you tried.
We get Fall Out Boy back and lose My Chemical Romance. This is why we can't have nice things.
I'm appalled that the free service that I'm in no way obligated to use keeps making changes that mildy inconvenience me. #newfacebook
"Age is just a number." "Yeah? Jail is just a room."
National Kiss Day is going to cause #ForeverAlone to trend. Just watch.
Rebecca Black pregnancy rumors are abound. Guess she chose the back seat.
It's National Orgasm Day Tomorrow. I'm going to hold a party for it. I want everyone to come.
Falling In Reverse's new song sounds like shit. In other news, the Pope is Catholic.
Christofer Drew releases a dubstep album, and now Justin Bieber. All I have to say is: I hope both of their careers tank.
Alzheimer's can't be all bad; you get to meet new people every day.
You're not a Pokemon trainer and you didn't go to Hogwarts. Shut the fuck up.
Simba was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa.
If Prince William is 100% royal and Kate is 0% royal, will that make their son the half-blood prince?
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