Last American Who Knew What The Fuck He Was Doing Dies. http://t.co/VyCybpUs on @theonion #ThanksSteveJobs

KMart does it again. "Big Gas Savings"  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1yir-p68xM&feature=share …

Super easy to pick out the FB friends you grew up with. They got married 2-3 years ago, but still use a wedding photo as their profile pic.

Minnesota, all I want to do is wear a sundress, go to a same sex wedding and maybe buy liquor in a grocery store on a Sunday. Get on it.

There should be a category of Netflix called "Narrated by Morgan Freeman".

I knew asking where I could find good photos of cats online was a stupid question the second it left my tongue.

Minneapolis is like that city in Footloose where no one danced. Cc: @firstavenue @vita_mn

Well, I know that name. You looked tall, @mikerylander. Good job. http://t.co/e7rznB0x

Vote Vermin Supreme 2012: http://t.co/9HCjbjrY He's anti-zombie and pro-universal pony access.

You know what's the cutest? Couples in matching North Face fleece! -No one, Ever

RT @studiosstudio: The Minneapolis City Scout has launched! Check it out at http://t.co/5JSZIZxY.

What do real people say about advertising? Wait, we don't care. Unless it's hilarious! http://bit.ly/gnME4n via @hansenwithane

Can't we all just agree that centipedes are terrifying and get along based on that common ground?

I picked up my remaining Artcrank prints today. I have a tiny few left, so get at me if you didn't…  http://instagram.com/p/ZZC-X2gXD4/ 

The problem with being the kind of girl who eats cookies for breakfast is the good chance you're the kind of girl with crumbs in her hair.

I got to meet Neko Case and I could barely speak! And she told me she'd been staring at my chest (the…  http://instagram.com/p/ZKE5k8AXEK/ 

Is it ironic that @robdelaney is talking about a Danzig shirt? #wits #danzigneverwearsashirt

Feel honored to grace the pages of @andrew_wetzel's blog.  http://achangeisgonnacome-photo.tumblr.com/image/50056181756 …

The part of the state that was uncomfortable with @chriswarcraft is more than welcome to pay for the Vikings' new stadium.

@heidi_ugh racists.