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I want to pitch Swiffer Sweeper and rebrand it as a centipede killing device. Tagline: FOUR FOOT HEADSTART.
I got a medal for being logged into a client's social media account and not accidentally posting something to it all weekend.
There should be a category of Netflix called "Narrated by Morgan Freeman".
Disregard all prior freaking out about Instagram: http://www.theverge.com/2012/12/18/3780158/instagrams-new-terms-of-service-what-they-really-mean …
Thanksgiving 2012: 🐩👵👴🍗🍰🔥🚒😼
Who needs a man when you have an overweight dachshund to eat spiders for you?
I knew asking where I could find good photos of cats online was a stupid question the second it left my tongue.
Smells like someone's lighting up a Lip Smackers on this bus. Or burning a Cabbage Path witch at the stake. #toxic #metaphors
Seekins is Warhol. #booksandbars Kinda.
You know what's the cutest? Couples in matching North Face fleece! -No one, Ever