Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
All you need is love, all you want is sex, all you have is porn.
If I ever start referring to these as the best years of my life, remind me to kill myself.
If the drugs don't work then you probably need more.
Excuse me, which level of hell is this?
The awkward moment when someone asks you what your job is and you have to tell them you sell dilldos for a living. #atleastihaveajob
I'm fucking funny
I enjoy sunsets and long walks to the liquor store.
I have never been so happy in my life.
"fuck it, drink it, shoot it, smoke it, snort it, cut it, binge it, purge it all the fuck away. get high. relapse. that's what we do."
drinking wine through a curly straw. i'm the classiest bitch you'll ever meet.
I AM TIRED OF THESE MOTHAFUCKIN SNAKES ON THIS MOTHAFUCKIN PLANE
forever checking behind shower curtains so I don't get killed by a serial killer when I'm taking a piss.
If God was a villain, he would have been me.
I'm not a bitch, I just don't give a fuck.
This guy at Sonic just gave me my drink for free. <3___<3
Got offered 2 jobs in one day. WHAT IS GOING ON. I just got a new job! SO MANY OPTIONS.
fuck lunch detention, man.