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Monimus
I hate having sex missionary style. I always wind up wearing a suit and screaming at my girlfriend about the sanctity of marriage.
@Monimus
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toddster
God damn it I always forget about Follow Fuckday
@toddster
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ajinair
I thought "Dogzilla" was a real cute name for a 9 year old's pet. Until I realised that she was dyslexic.
@ajinair
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akaperdant
I'm not calling your mom a truck-stop hooker.
I mean, hookers at least get paid. :P
@akaperdant
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grumpassgrumpaw
What do you say to a man who has everything? Nothing because he's probably a dick.
@grumpassgrumpaw
DesignerSays
Friends running late used to really bother me but then the iPhone changed everything. And now I don't even need friends.
@DesignerSays
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jonathaneunice
"I don't want to broaden my horizons."
@jonathaneunice
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MrsNutcase215
Something tells me @snoopdogg isn't gonna follow me.
@MrsNutcase215
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Spinchange
I only lament actual unrequited love here because everyone knows lamenting unrequited favstars & tumblrhearts is just soooo desperate.
@Spinchange
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robhuebel
Fell asleep by the pool. Woke up with asian symbols tattooed on my lower back. I'm told it says, "Who Farted?".
@robhuebel
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yuckyducky
Have *ONE* Hello Kitty fanny pack and everyone think's you're gay. I like kitties and frontal access to things. Frontal fucking access!
@yuckyducky
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christaland
I'm a few more tattoos away from breaking up a celebrity marriage. Awesome.
@christaland
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3hoss
It was 65 degrees today, but it felt like my life has no meaning.
@3hoss
JohnnyChimpo
I saw my grandma today, but she didn't recognize me. It's a good thing, cuz I just ordered some cable porn & was jacking off in her afghan.
@JohnnyChimpo
BillMc7
I wonder if Kirstie Alley is sufficiently delusional to feel small when she stands beside the ocean?
@BillMc7
mede11in
My trainer asked what exercise I felt most comfortable with so far. I said doing squat.
@mede11in
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stbsteve
Seriously star my damn twee.....err, I mean, Pro tip: don't let goldfish do crack.

Or was that the 1st rule of crack club.

I forget.
@stbsteve
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MsVitch
Omfg. I just saw Kevin federline at the park.

He was pushing these Hispanic little girls on the swing.

He's very fluent.
@MsVitch
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yppahi
I have an incredible fucking life in an incredible fucking city.
@yppahi
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DesignerSays
My gay friends Troy the interior decorator and Luke the hairdresser and I are starting a support group for friends with stereotypes.
@DesignerSays
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