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i am personally more interested in participatory paths of wisdom than the idea of passively receiving teachings from top-down
It takes more muscles to frown than to smile and strangely nearly all of them are in your dick
I just want brands to be aware that I am in a very desirable demo and I enjoy exclusive deals.
what are shrimp really up to, i wonder.
Stopping me to proselytize while I'm walking my dogs and holding a stinky bag o' poo is a guaranteed way to not convert me to your religion.
it's pretty far-fetched to believe that people would gather around in awe for a monolith. that shit has got to be at least stereo for me
Please do not text and drive. Also don't brush your teeth with a cobra. Don't shake the tears out of your baby. This is a reminder to adults
Texted my entire contact list "take me to chuck e cheese" right before changing my number
Snow White and the Se7en dwarves
wish those 7 dwarves would bash MY head in with a pick axe
local private detectives have been busy answering endless phone calls with KFC customers asking "where are the bones? did i eat the bones?"
Hmmm, someone knocked this flowerpot off the windowsill. Obamacare, Jewmedia? *two cats trot in* Did you do this?
I don't really care one way or the other if the coroner puts cigarettes out on me.
Once my roommate left for work and came back less than a minute later and I was in the kitchen, naked, eating eggs out of a pan w/my fingers