Online privacy tip: Never give anyone your email address. If you do, they will be able to email you.

@lilbthebasedgod is an unlockable character in NBA JAM.

"HI, CRATERS!" - Neil Armstrong, 1969

I guess you just can't trust a free service with millions of users who have no clear & upfront plan to monetize these days.

@xenijardin #PHX's Mayor Phil Gordon has pledged to stand along side #OccupyPhoenix protestors & risk being arrested: http://t.co/O4rt0xnQ

Imma let you finish but Scarface had the best mansion death of all time!

Jan Brewer is in favor of education cuts because dumb kids are easier to trap in her oven. #janbrewerfacts

"Well, well, well — look it all the tiny oceans in here." Vin Diesel walking into a laundromat. #VinDieselSunday

SHOUTOUT TO THE LADY BEHIND OBAMA'S LEFT SHOULDER WITH A FLAG IN HER HAIR

"Yo, I'm leaving before some t-rex returns for his violin!" - Vin Diesel seeing an upright bass #VinDieselSunday

Best sign I saw @ #OccupyPhoenix: STOP MAKING FAST & FURIOUS MOVIES.

I would rather watch @finallevel & @cocosworld's wedding a tillion times more than any royal wedding.

VADERS GONNA VADE

My "FREE DMX" t-shirts are pretty worn out, you guys.

.@govbrewer is just confused because conception to her is laying your eggs & waiting for a male dragon to fertilize them. #JanBrewerFacts

INVISIBLE CHAIR TOUCHDOWN

Really digging this @diplo remix of the song from the Proactiv commercials.

Claire of YACHT on semiotics, rituals, & parallels between music & religion. #emerge2013  http://vine.co/v/bXiq2prtEga 

"Terms of service ends up being a virus being copied & pasted from website to website." - @doctorow #DoctorowASU

Less than 24 hours until we're told that the new iPhone was inside our hearts all along.