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Whenever my black friends try to tell me about any issues they’re dealing with, I’m like “Hold up, Kemosabe; I saw ‘The Wire.’”
ok so why when a dog nurses her puppies in public it's "natural" but when I do it's "puppy abuse"
Montreal canadiens gangsta as fuck. Marvin be a life long Habs fan nigggaaaaaa
my brother punched me in the head and then we both apologized to our mother.
A good curse to put on your enemy is whatever curse someone put on Amanda Bynes.
Joseph DeMaria is a man made of tiny horses and witticisms currently residing in the greater Bay Area.