It took me finding out she has a lisp to appreciate Grimes.

Subway Jared buys Jared the jeweler, hello singularity, I've been waiting for my jewel encrusted sandwich. #hewenttojared

Love me a girl with snacks in her purse.

@__shigeto meant to buy redux in DC, next best thing, I think got the last copy from @ghostly - filling out. pic.twitter.com/x3tlFYk5IA

so depressing how many RT's this has, not bc of the tweet, just our values as a society. // RT @weismanjake: fashion tip: be rich

1.5lb red velvet cake burrito pic.twitter.com/LAlmt6lK

HERE'S A LITTLE SECRET: I LIKE CONDIMENTS WITHOUT VESSELS, I'LL TAKE A SWIG OF THAT BBQ SAUCE, DRESSING, SYRUP, MUSTARD ETC SOLO.

@jenkirkman everything annoys you.

And I think that has more to do with your attitude than anything that exists around you.

My new headphones. http://t.co/rftr35lQ

HOW MANY OF YOU WILL MAKE JOKES ABOUT YOUR PRINTED OUT HARD COPIES OF WIKIPEDIA? TELL ME NOW, I HAVE TO KNOW.

Don't leave me next to candy.

@pushinghoops are you from the Andes like quinoa or is the "we" just to help illustrate the dynamic of white vs. all color "us vs. them"

What up to this SEALED (let alone complete) copy of Aphex's Drukqs B) pic.twitter.com/NnFWzo5rUj

That part of the remix to Ignition video where its just r. Kelly's head spinning slowly against a black backdrop  http://www.itsthebinomusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/rkelly_ignition.gif …

Anytime I go to a show I have to stand next to the man dancing most vigorously, expressively, and embarrassing so I can leach his energy.

Floating around my apartment smoking a joint, buck naked except for my socks and a blanket tied around my neck as an impromptu cape.

bro zen yo gurt

@dandelionglitch bro zen.

self control, a healthy diet, many spliffs, meditation, candy, and a good ole free leach

@fart cat head pic.twitter.com/e7hfwBI7

@dandelionglitch saw a lesbian in an animal beanie with a yoga mat, reminded me of you.